thepeacockangel:

  • “I’m insulted”: You shouldn’t be. I’m a massive slut. It’s for everyone’s safety.
  • “It’s not metal”: Get out of my bed.
  • “I can’t stay hard in one”: Oh, guess I can’t get wet for you.
  • “Risk is fun”: No, sex is fun.
  • “I’m allergic to latex”: Good thing I have latex free ones.
  • “They don’t fit”:…

must re blog! I love you btw, you crazy slut!

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    not slutty, but still… no excuse.
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    This has never been a problem in my life but this list cracked me up
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    WORD. Saving this for prosperity.
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