- “I’m insulted”: You shouldn’t be. I’m a massive slut. It’s for everyone’s safety.
- “It’s not metal”: Get out of my bed.
- “I can’t stay hard in one”: Oh, guess I can’t get wet for you.
- “Risk is fun”: No, sex is fun.
- “I’m allergic to latex”: Good thing I have latex free ones.
- “They don’t fit”:…
must re blog! I love you btw, you crazy slut!
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not slutty, but still… no excuse.
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This has never been a problem in my life but this list cracked me up
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WORD. Saving this for prosperity.
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